My blog family

We have a blog family well, my dad and grandma dont have them. My moms is for grownups ( boring for my age group. ) My brothers is for 8 year olds but check it out anyways its pretty cool. My blog is for people around 11 year old girls. If you have any requests on topics you want me or my family members than comment on their or my blogs.

Snow Day Rituals

So you want a snow day? Follow these rituals and your sure to get one!

1. spoon under pillow and matress.
2. pjs inside out and backwards
3. through a icecube behind you and down the toilet
4. throw icecubes at a tree
5. and throw a paper cup out a window
6. Put a dollar and a picture of Mary under your pillow and if it snows put the money in a poor box
7. Snow dances and chants
8. Hang discoballs from your window
9. put 12 orange index cards on the hood of your car.
10. through three icecubes out your window
11. put a orange in your freezer
12. put a cotton ball under your pillow
13. yell "SNOW DAY" into the freezer

If you know anyothers please coment on this post.

pollution

too much pollution buy bio deasil better for enviroment.

Makeup Lessons

This is me, after appearing in a benefit theatre production. My makeup is totally smudged. I wear makeup acting in the theatre, and sometimes I like to wear it on weekends. Most days, I also wear lip gloss and sometimes even some clear mascara.

These makeup lessons are for those of you girls who want to wear makeup either onstage or off.

For theatre camp, we had to purchase a makeup kit. We purchased everything we needed at Target and spent about $40 total. Here is what I bought for my makeup kit:

• A big, glittery green plastic makeup case with a sliding tray insert. It cost $5-$10 (I can’t remember the exact amount.)


• Pick up a makeup brush set or at least one big brush.


• Foundation - We started by looking for a cheap foundation and found that Cover Girl makes one that worked well. To match your skin color, you rub a drop of the liquid on the back of your hand. My match as “soft honey.” When applying foundation, dot your face then rub it in with a gentle circular motion using a makeup sponge. (For a lighter look, when not onstage, dampen the makeup sponge with water.) Make sure to cover your eyelids and blend in your chin line so that you don’t get a visible line between face and neck.


• Eyeliner - We picked up Maybelline’s Expert Eyes brown eyeliner. I do not recommend using eyeliner unless you are going on stage.


• Eye shadow - Any collection of eye shadow will do. For acting, you apply the makeup and choose colors differently. For off stage use, I recommend that you choose neutral colors like a light shade of brown or very light pink. It depends on your eye color. Keep in mind that blue or purple eye shadow will only make you look like a clown. On stage, we apply white shadow all over our eyes and use bright color that matches our character to cover the lower part of the eyelid (in a half-moon shape.)


• Mascara – On stage, I use Maybelline’s Great Lash dark brown mascara. Off stage, brunettes should use this brown mascara and girls with black hair should use the black mascara. If you have blond hair, you should use clear mascara. I use a clear mascara from Smackers called “Lash Splash.” Applying mascara can be scary, but you just have to try it. Open your eyes and look at a mirror, don’t allow non-professionals to apply it for you, just do it yourself. There two ways that I know to use the applicator wand. One, you can hold the wand so that it is vertical to your eyelash and you bring it up. Two, you can hold the wand horizontally and pull it out from the center of your eyelash.


• Blush – I only use it for onstage. Otherwise, blush makes you look like a clown. On stage, you need a vibrant color to make your face stand out. I used N.Y.C. New York Color to get a Color Wheel Mosaic Powder Pink Cheek Glow. Basically, it has a bunch of squares of different colors and you apply all of the colors at once. Off stage, you don’t need blush.


• Powder – This should be the last step in your makeup application, but I saved lip color for last because it’s my favorite. Choose the powder by the same brand as your liquid foundation with the same matching color name. For example, I got the “Soft Honey” powder because I got the “Soft Honey” Liquid Foundation. Using a big brush, apply this lightly over everything including lipstick because it helps to set and maintain color as long as possible. However, don’t put it over lip gloss because that is just gross.


• Lip Color – For lipstick, I use the same colors on stage that I use off stage. Find a color that you like by applying a bit on the base of your thumb. I like L’Oreal Endless Really Rose #740 because it’s a pretty color on me. I don’t use lip liner, although I suppose that you could. I just apply the lipstick by following the lines of my lips. Most days, I don’t use lipstick but I always carry lip gloss and apply it frequently. Even when I do use lipstick (on weekends, for example,) I dilute the color by topping it with clear, shiny lip gloss to give it the perfect touch.

Don’t wear make up to impress other people. Just wear it when you need it on stage. Or, wear it when you want to feel pretty. Or, just wear it for fun. But, always remember that’s it’s your insides are pretty, except for the guts.

Club pinguin cheats

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Club pinguen is a miniclip

Vist the club pinguen

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This is the ufo pin its hiden

in the dance club lounge.

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Sports Catolauge

1. click on the spot that i circled red

and you will get the gold helmet.

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Clothing catologe

1. click on the spot that i circled

red and you can get a red giutair.

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2. click on the spot that i circled in red and

you will get the red vikings hemet.

3. click out of the red vikings helmet

then close it do this 4 times and you

will get the blue vikings helmet.

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3. click on the spot i circled

and you can get swim goggles.

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Astro-Barrier has secret levels! After you finish level ten wait twenty-five seconds. A blue ship will apear, shoot it and you will get secret levels!

At the end of the ie fish game you might notice a big fish. Dont stack the last fish you catch. When you start to see the weird fish in the distance hold your fish. You can catch the big fish with a regular fish. You will recieve 50 extra coins.

Im

There is one thing that I like to do and that's im. As I'm typing this i have a side bar that shows who's online. My mom said that I'm not aloud to im another person untill I have done a post on my blog. Well now I have posted and so I would like to get back to my freinds. g2g.

Dramatic Look

Watch Out!

spy dog

I’m Jack Bonds reporting to duty. No Sir, not James Bond. My name is Jack and I am a German Shepard. German Shepard’s are known to be guard dogs and that is what I am; only I guard a tree house. Yes a tree house. I work nights when the kids are sleeping. I’m always ready to sick’m, but there is never anyone to sick.
It was a hot summer day just the kind of day where you want to go chase a cat, and lucky me I found a cat.
“Get off my property you stupid cat” I demanded.
“Not on my watch” the cat replied.
At that I leaped as high as I could and began chasing him. We ran past two houses and in another. I went in without wiping my paws. The cat disappeared behind some furniture but I was drawn to the TV. It was on but nobody was watching it.
There was a man in a black suit talking in front of two pictures. One was of a man with a black goatee a bald head and pure white skin. The other was of a huge woman with wavy brown hair and a cupid on her arm which stood out against her tan skin. They both had a prison striped outfit and were holding a number.
“Two prisoners of South Breakout Prison escaped from jail last night. If you see them report to the police immediately.” Said the black suit man.
Just hen a shrill woman’s voice yelled “Howard did you leave the TV on again!” I ran right out the door. I trotted down the street. And settled down in for a nice nap under a tree.
When I woke it was already 11pm. I heard snoring from the tree house. I crept up the stairs and through the door to find two people lying side by side both wearing a prison uniform. It was the criminals from TV.
I leaped inside the house and knocked the phone of the charger. With my paws I dialed 911 than hanged up. It took about 5 minutes but they go here. A tall man stepped out of the police car.
“What’s wrong dog” asked the police man.
I tugged his pant leg towards the tree house. He followed me. By the time we opened the door five more police cars got here. They handcuffed he criminals and brought them to the police car.
After wards the criminals were sent back to jail. I was named pet hero of the year that meant I was praised a lot and got biscuits so good that coconut cake never tasted the same. The best part by far was that I was known as the best tree house protection.

eraser question

On blogger you can paste a picture of a eraser on the post. What is it?

The Newsies: Kings of New York

I love this song!!!!!!!!!!

How to Know Who Is Gonna Be Popular

OK, you're in 5th grade. Nobody is really popular yet, but how do you know who will be next year?

If they wear Abercrombie, and other brands like that, it is a dead giveaway that they will at least be part of a clique. But, then again, not really. The best way to tell is to look for the girl who gets in trouble with the teacher, and is popular with the boys.

But the clothing does make a huge difference. You just watch your friends this year.

Good Homework Cover Up

I was searching through the internet for a cover up on why I didn't do my homework. I found this. Though it didn't work so well because not even my mom believed it [my moms blog], it still is funny. I like funny things. I read Calvin and Hobbes comic books by flashlite and I read Captain Underpants even though I'm in 6th grade. If you know anything funny, even just a good joke, post a comment on this blog. Click this Ezine Articleslink to find this and other great stories.

Teacher My Homework Was Confiscated

by:Patrick Rafferty

I'm going to pass along a story that a friend told me. This actually happened to her as a young teenager. This story has been verified by other family members. Although there are certain details which I can’t tell you because nobody knows, I can give you an overall idea of just how far they’ll go in order to keep the secrets that even a kid can access.

Her mother was, at the time, remarried to a man serving in the U.S. Air Force. They had recently moved to Arizona, and the school that she went to gave her a homework assignment, which was, simply enough, to write a report on any subject. So she decided to do a report on The Validity of Aliens and UFO's.

She went home with her assignment, and began to do her research, first on a computer that she had access to, then at the library. She had been working on it for a couple of days when a man in uniform came to talk to her step-father.

After a short while, her step-father came into her bedroom, took her notes, her floppy disk and a book that she had checked out of the library and gave them all to the visitor. He then told her to find something else to do a report on, and to never speak of it again.

Nobody knows what was actually said between the two, as her step-father had passed away a short time later. And nobody knows who this man actually was, just someone from the base a little higher up in the ranks. The major consensus was that she had apparently accessed something that she shouldn't have, what it was exactly, nobody knows. They don’t tell us things like that.

All I can tell you is that she believes strongly in the existence of UFO’s and Aliens. Oh, and her report was late. She got into trouble for that.

Tobacco saved the day

America wasn’t always a rich and powerful country. If we go way back to 1609 – 1610 we will be, in a time known as the starving time. That was when the colonists of Jamestown, a British settlement on the east coast of North America, died right and left. After their leader, Captain John Smith, left them they were vulnerable to the Powhatans. The Powhatans, a Native American tribe, unfortunately tried to kill them. Other than dying from Native Americans they also died from illness and starvation. The people of Jamestown would have died out if it wasn’t for tobacco.
In 1610 John Rolfe came to America with tobacco seeds from Trinidad. They were sweeter than the ones that the Native American taught them to plant, while Smith was still there. This saved their economy which saved them.
The tobacco was used for a popular hobby for the British called whiffing. Whiffing is when you take in tobacco by the nose. It was so popular that people imported it, which meant more money. That saved the colonists economy.
People came from Britain to farm tobacco, which made money. They had different jobs like farmers (that took care of food), and doctors (that took care of illness.) So many people came and so many tobacco plants were planted that a rule was passed that for every tobacco seed you plant you must plant a seed of corn.
Tobacco was a panacea as well as a hobby. People bought it as a medicine; though it did not work it made money for the Jamestown economy. A panacea is any cure that is thought to be a cure but has no proof to it like knocking on wood is said to be a cure of bad luck but there is no proof that it is one. Tobacco was said to be “a cure-all for headaches, toothaches, sores, and ailments of the chest and lungs. Some claimed it even could kill fleas!”
The Native Americans no longer attacked the colonists that gave them more power. They stopped so they could buy the tobacco from the colonists. The Native Americans believed that tobacco had “mystical Powers.” They threw tobacco into the water to make the waves calm. They also passed a pipe of tobacco around before a council meeting started.
The money all helped the colonists it made them a richer and powerful country. I mean they may not be as rich and powerful as America today but tobacco changed allot. You’ll have to wait until the Revolutionary war for America to be as powerful and rich as it is today.

Blog Action Day Pollution Story

Extra Extra read all about man eaten by alien worm (just kidding)

Monday night Polar Bear #2650432891402, commonly known as Cuddly, was murdered. On Wednesday, Joe Pollution was proven guilty of the assassination, but in a weird way. Let's hear a little bit from the trial.

“Julia Broomstick, of Salem, Massachusetts, come forth and prove to me that you are not a witch.” Whoops. Wrong trial. Ahh, here it is.

“Joe Pollution, you say you did not murder Cuddly, so Cuddly’s father, Papa Polar Bear, would like to ask you a few questions.”

“Where were you the day before tomorrow” asked Papa.

“Um, here” replied Joe.

“Are you sure, roar?” asked Papa while counting on his fingers “You're correct. Oh, well. How about Monday night?” asked Papa.

“I was in the Arctic melting off a few ice caps.” said Joe, while coughing up some black dust.

“Ahh haa, guilty. Don’t you know pollution causes polar ice caps to melt. When polar bears are jumping from ice berg to ice berg they fall into the water and die. Pollution is caused by gas from your car, the steam from factories, and even just hairspray bottles. Then they all float up into the ozone layer, become very hot and melt the ice.”

“Oh, I’m sorry. I will stop using those products, stop buying gas and stop buying factory products. I feel bad for killing your daughter, I really do, but what does this have to do with me? I like warmth.”

“As the ice caps melt, the water level rises, and eventually land will be covered in water and you will drown.”

“I’ll stop pollution for the environment!” cheered Joe.

“For the environment!” cheered Papa and the jury. Papa and Joe hugged.

“Wow, a compromise? I have never heard of this before. I guess if you promise to keep it you wouldn’t have to go to jail.” cried the judge.

As you can see, all is well and this gives you reason to be environmentally carefull and pollution free.

Calvin and Hobbes

click on comic strip to see clearly

Elferkid

This is not a boring grown up blog. This blog has stories I made up there are a variety of different kinds like scary, funny, hate letters, and just plain stupid. So sit back and relax as you read my awesome stories.
sincerely,
Elferkid