My worst night-mares

My 5 worst night-mares are...

1#- rabid dogs
2#- bugs
3#- clowns with fangs and heavy make-up
4#- a endless hall that's black and goes on forever
5#- funeral church bells

Caribbean Fruits

From top to bottom, Passion Fruit, Sea Grape, Soursop.

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Passion Fruit (Passiflora edulis)- Its native to South America. The fruit is purple when its ripe. The insides are usually eaten raw. The juice can be made in to a drink or to flavor ice-cream. Picture is ripe.

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Sea Grape (Coccoloba uvifera)- Historians think that this was the first fruit Columbus saw when he reached the Caribbean in the fifteenth century. The bunches of grapes don't ripen evenly. They are hard not like normal grapes and very sour (I like them anyways.) They have allot of pectin in them so they are good for jelly and jelly preserves. Some people use them for soup. Picture is not ripe when the fruit is ripe its purple.

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Soursop (Annona muricata)- The tree grows fast, it has shiny leaves, and has yellow-green flowers. As you can see from my picture the fruit is green and has spikes. the inside of the fruit is whitish-pink and can be made into a drink. Picture is ripe.

The Meme Thing

My mom is getting on my case about not doing the meme thing she tagged me with so I've Gaven up. I'm supposed to write 7 interesting things about me than tag like i think 7 people but i forgot anyways #1....

#1- Ive had three nicknames, my old one from my old school was elfears, my one at my new school is celebirty and yes with the i before r because im not a very good speller, and by a werd kid just kiddin hes not weird at my new school im named woodchuck for biting a girl at the begining of the year (she told me to... the first time.)

#2- I <3 lipgloss, but dosent every girl in my school like it?

#3- I wear a pair of big white glasses everyware when its not sunny i wear it on my hair, Its like my signiture like abe had the tall black hat and ceaser had red boots.

#4- I have like the worlds worst spelling! And get this I hate spell check!!!

#5- I like the song rock star by hannah montana even thoUgh most people my age dosent like her.

#6- I use he computer more than i should but im usuly on IM.

#7- I enjoy shakespearen insults, Thou smell of mountain goat.

its to hard to tag 7 peeps so u just do this on your blog and check out my moms blog for more details go to my moms blog

My Need to Pee

A true story written, and edited by K. Foyt

I dedicate this story to spell check

I was lying down on the guest room bed. I had just pressed the awesome little button on the side of the lamp nailed above the bed post. Since my grandma was the most frequent user of our magnificent guest room everything was very elegant. The walls were painted yellow and had a creamy white molding. The walls were lined with clocks. Mostly porcelain with flowery paintings next to each Roman numeral.
I was now lying across the bed (and not under the covers) with my legs resting on top of two pillows. I was reading the book Weird Stuff by Richard Tulloch. I highly recommend this book to anyone looking for a good laugh.
All of a sudden this rushing pain rushes through my body. I putt it off as long as possible because I was reading deeper, and deeper into to my book it was drawing me in no sucking me. The soccer coach just called Kelvin a sniveling smear of snail snot.
But the urge grows undeniable. I leap off the bed and twist he brass knob connecting the guest room to the bathroom. Locked! I assume that I forgot to unlock it last time I took a shower (which could have been years ago.)
I race around the hall to the bathrooms other entrance faster than last field day. I slam open the door so hard if probably left a dent in the wall. With the same strength I slammed open the toilet lid. I made it! I sigh and look up at the bathroom ceiling. There’s a brownish stain from leaky water, or was it something else? Suddenly I break into a laughing fit, not because of the stain because of what just happed. If you think about it, it was hilarious. I decide it would be a great story for the creative writing story I owed Sarah my L.A. teacher. I get up and do that same ritual everyone else does when leaving the toilet.
I turn toward the door to unlock it and hopefully prevent this from happening again. Here’s what I see: A hugemunges, muscley, brown alien with 2 antennas poking from his head. He is holding the brass knob and looks like he’s about to crush it. He had muscles growing from his eyeballs, he had muscles growing from his eyeballs muscles! Well to make a long story short he ate me and Sarah was mad because I never turned in my creative writing paper.

superbowl 2008

I dont exactly follow football every year but the superbowl is still a big thing. My family thinks that watching sports is boring but its not. Its way more interesting if you know how to play the game. Like I love watching baseball because I played softball untill my mom made me quit. I enjoy watching people race in swim team because im on a swim team. I realy have no idea on how too play football, I mean i'm pretty sure all you have to do is get past a line but im not sure. Though I have a lack of knolege in the feild of football (get it feild hahaha) its still realy fun watching the game. The comerciels and halftime is also interesting. We live in New York so Im glad the Giants won 17-14. I only know there scor because i looked it up on the internet and wrote it on my hand for school. Uhoo i got to go to school now please post a comment if you know how to play foootball.

Coral World

As you may know from my brother's blog or my mom's blog, our family went to our annual vacation spot, St. Thomas, US Virgin Islands!!!!!!! We left this Sunday and we're staying until next Sunday. Today, Tuesday, we went to Coral World a Marine park. There was a tourist rate and a local rate. Since Alex and I aren't local we had our local friend, Roy, get us tickets at local rate. Since our Californian friends Jamie, Auntie (Diana), and Aggie were also locals they got in cheap. We just left Mom behind, haha.

We saw all kinds of sea life including Turtles, Nurse Sharks, Stingrays, Seahorses, plenty of Fish, Barnacles, Sea Cucumber, Starfish, and Sea Urchins. We had a lot of fun, especially 2 year old Jamie who ran around yelling "Look, it's a turtle!" or "Oooooh, I found the fish!"

There were also local iguanas hanging from the trees. We fed them lettuce which we found on the paved ground. The iguanas looked very scary with the spikes running down their backs, their dangerous snapping mouths, and the variety of dingy colors mixing together on their peeling skin.

Later, we were watching the Stingrays while holding leftover lettuce. I counted 8 Stingrays, 2 of them were swimming around while the rest were hidden in the sand on the bottom of the pool. I was attempting to take a picture of them with my digital camera and Alex was videotaping them with his Flip Book. One of the moving stingrays suddenly jumped up out of the water obviously trying to eat our lettuce. It scared Alex and I out of our wits. We almost dropped our electronics in the pool!!!

We had so much fun watching the tropical marine life that we were the last ones to leave the park. That was really fun even though I've been there a lot before!!!

Though every kid from every team,
Was swimming off their self esteem,
The water was very mellow,
Like a lifeless slice of jello.

But the water began to yellow,
It was no longer mellow
I would like a slice of jello.

I met a young nice fellow,
Producer of the smello,
His name was Gorgie Wello.

But the water was no longer yellow,
It was much, much, much less mellow.

It started turning brown,
Kids were running from the ground.
I advise you do this to,
cause I’m having de ja vu.