Elferkid

Move!

2008-06-18T17:55:00.000-07:00

This blog has moved to a self hosted site. DUH! If you have any questions about why then google wordpress. My newly moved blog: elferkid.com

My Monkey

2008-06-09T16:14:00.001-07:00

GKN!!!

2008-06-09T16:06:00.000-07:00

Gifted kids Network roxs!!!! I'm taking 2 classes, Animal planet & Cool tools! Cool tools started today but you can still sign up cuz there only like 2 people signed up now. GKN is an online camp that you can go onto whenever you want! I learned how to make that video of of my friends on GKN. In Cool tools you learn about the comp. programs and camera features. you also interact with others!

http://www.giftedkidsnetwork.com/moodle/

My Friends

2008-06-05T20:06:00.001-07:00

Sara

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Her blog is popin. Her blog is cool. The boys keep stopin. To comment after school!

http://sparklegirl38.blogspot.com/

Scratch Card

2008-05-28T15:42:00.001-07:00

Create your own Scratch Ticket

Eddible

2008-05-28T15:39:00.000-07:00

Everything in this room is edible. I am eddible. But my children, that is called cannibalism. It is frowened on by most of the society.

Let's Fight It Together

2008-05-28T14:22:00.001-07:00

Omg this is so sad. Ask me in person what i think of this video. Ill tell you.

Long Words That Aren't In The Childrens Dictonary

2008-05-27T17:46:00.000-07:00

PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS- a lung disease (45 letters)

HEPATICOCHOLANGIOCHOLECYSTENTEROSTOMIES- surgical creation (37 letters)

FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION- an estimation of something as worthless(29 letters)

TRINITROPHENYLMETHYLNITRAMINE- a type of explosive(29 letters)

ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM- the belief which opposes removing the tie between church and state(28 letters)

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KLIKAKLAKKAKLASKAKLOPATZKLATSCHABATTACREPPYCROTTYGRADDAHSEMMISHSAMMINOUITHAPPLUDDYAAPPLADDYPKONPKOT- the sound of crashing glass(100 letters)

Me and Nora

2008-05-27T15:53:00.001-07:00

NORA

2008-05-26T19:10:00.000-07:00

http://sugarholic-nk.blogspot.com/

Above is a great blog. It has awesome pictures and cool posts. It belongs to none other than NORA!!!

Weird people

2008-05-20T18:10:00.000-07:00

This person Thinks that this blog
http://friendsaretotallylife.blogspot.com/ Is better than mine, can you belive it!!! Puhlease comment on this post and tell me how SILLY this person was when he said that!

2008-05-20T18:02:00.000-07:00

Hilarious Math Conclusion

2008-05-16T16:36:00.001-07:00

I conclude that though the project looked like something a 8 year old could do it wasn’t. It really did challenge me. I can never remember what the radius and volume and that stuff is and they always confused me. They probably will still confuse me. At least I know that I made a real effort on this project, had fun, and renewed skills that will probably never make it to my cortex. School is all about fun (and learning) because you WANT to have fun in subjects and it makes you learn better. I am glad I had the opportunity to have fun learning, something I rarely do.

Nano Tech

2008-05-14T14:47:00.000-07:00

To day I went to this Nano tech place with my school. it was fun. there was a huge red button in the clean room labeled EMO, it immediately turned off the machines. Sara got dressed up in what the wear in the clean rooms she looked weird. she said that it was like 90 degrees in the outfit! in the end we got ice cream and radio pens which i maneged to assemble with Kylie's help.

Ancient Greek Fashion

2008-04-25T17:40:00.000-07:00

Appearance was very important to the Ancient Greek men and women. It was “socially unacceptable to be dirty, slovenly, or unkempt.” They are similar to the modern day people in that way, they are also similar to us in some other ways too. Some ways that the Greek used similar styles and accessories include: cosmetics, jewelry, clothing, and hair.

One thing that the Greek’s did just like us was hiding their flaws with makeup. Pale skin was desirable to the Ancient Greek women so they stayed inside most of the time. They used a white lead, which was toxic, to lighten their complexion. They also occasionally used white chalk but it wore off quickly. Unibrows were also popular to the Ancient Greek women so they shaded their eyebrows with dark powder. (Rymer) The Greek women used red powder made of alkanot root on their cheeks; this was analogous to modern day blush. A round, flat pot was used to hold perfumes and makeup, it was called a pyxis. (Day, 40) We use a lot of product similar to these today.

Another thing was that they wore jewelry. Many women in ancient Greece had their ears pierced, and wore earrings. They also wore bracelets, necklaces, and anklets. They carried fans made of light wood or peacock feathers. Men wore jewelry until the fourth century. Even after the fourth century they still wore an unusual ring. This ring had a functional design on it used to stamp soft clay which, is used to seal documents. (Day, 41; Rymer)

Though Modern day people don’t wear quite the same style clothing as the Greeks, we wear things like hats and shoes just like them. (Adkins, 47) The himation was a large rectangle draped over the body. (Adkins, 48) Since Greece had a warm climate, people typically went barefoot but occasionally wore boots or sandals. The sandals were made of leather and had long straps that could be tied in different ways to change style. The Thessalian petasos was a hat with a low crown, a wide brim, and a cord so the hat hung on the upper back when you flipped it off. It protected you from the sun. (Adkins, 49) The rich paid to have their cloth dyed. (Rymer; Connolly) Workers made the purple dye from sea snails, and the violet dye from bug larva. (Connolly) The Greek wore loose fitting clothing, while the people the Greeks referred to as barbarians wore tight clothing. (Rymer) Most people wore woolen cloth or linen. The poor wore coarse cloth made of animal hair. (Connolly) The Greeks wore heavy wool cloaks during the winter for warmth. (Rymer) The Greeks Dressed to impress their friends, much like why modern day people dress.

Men and Women wore different styles of the same thing just like today. Men’s chitons were sewn up at the sides and worn knee length. Old men wore them on formal occasions to the ankle. (Adkins, 48) Workmen and farmers also wore short chitons and soldiers wore them under their armor. (Day, 38) The men’s himation was tightly woven around the body and thrown over one shoulder. (Adkins, 48) Men sometimes wore the himation over the chiton. In cold weather they pulled the himation over their head. Soldiers also wore a thicker clothed cloak called the chlamy. They used a brooch or a pin to fasten it. (Connolly) Though men did wear all these types of tunics; they found it more practical to go nude, but they didn’t do that when women were around. They went nude when swimming, doing sports, and working in hot places like the potters kiln room. (Day, 38)

Women fastened their Chitons with buttons, pins, and brooches just like we wear today. They wore the chitons ankle length. The female version of a himation was a loose cloak that covered a woman from head to foot. Greek women draped brightly colored light weight scarves over their chitons and himations. The ancient Greek women wore peplos, a tunic that fell to their feet. They would pin the extra cloth around their shoulders. Women always wore a cloak outside. Greek women rarely wore shoes but they occasionally wore sandals. Although they had many beautiful outfits, women in Sparta (a town in Ancient Greece) wore little or no clothing when
exercising. (Connolly; Adkins, 49)

We borrowed lot of hair styles from the Greeks. Ancient Greek men and women liked mirrors and brushes. They liked to curl and style their hair. They held their hair in place with lotion and waxes. Blondes were extremely rare. Greeks admired blonde hair and a great number of them tried bleaching heir hair to have the stunning blonde look. Obviously the Greeks really cared about their hair so they had high standards. (Martin)

The Ancient Greeks and modern people al wore beards. Beard trimming became an art in ancient Greece. Barbers were leading citizens. Some men lost the office position to an opponent who had a better trimmed beard. The barber shop first became popular in ancient Greece. Men went to the barber shop to discus sports, politics, news, philosophy and gossip. Young men usually had a clean-shaved face. Men wore short hair with beards but then, beards went out of style in the Hellenistic period. (Chavez; Day; Connolly)

Women also wore accessories that we use today. Women enjoyed curing and braiding their hair in early Greece but later found it much easier to tie it back or make a bun. Ancient Greek women liked to wear ribbons and headbands in their hair. Having short hair if you were Greek women was very shameful. Only slaves had short hair. Amazingly the Greeks share some hairstyles with modern day people all over the world. (Rymer)

We borrowed a lot of accessories and styles from the Greeks. We use blushes like them, rings and other jewelry like them, head bands like them. We go to the barber like them, and more. Both the Greeks and us take great value in our appearance.

 Adkins, Lesley, and Adkins, Roy A. Handbook to: Life in Ancient Greece. New York: Oxford University Press, 1997.

 Connolly, Peter. Ancient Greece. New York: Oxford University Press, 2001.

 Chavez, Eugene W. “Genes Barber Shop- the history of barbering” Genes Barber Shop Genes barber shop March/1/2008 http://www.genesbarbershop.net/barbering_history.html

 Day, Nancy. Your Travel Guide To: Ancient Greece. Minneapolis: Runestone Press, 2001.

 Rymer, Eric. “Fashion in Ancient Greece.” Eric Rymer. 2000. Eric Rymer. 3/9/2008. http://historylink102.com/greece3/fashion.html

 “Greek Hair Styles.” Phillip Martin. Ancient Greece for Kids. 3/14/2008http://greece.mrdonn.org/hairstyles.html

Post-it note

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Hilarious Picture #1

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AIM

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Kayla: d(*-*)b
Geroge: WOW how did you get that backwards B!?!?!?!
Kayla: Its a D, (Ignorant)!

My mom made me change that to ignorant

The Everything Buddhism Book Reflection

2008-04-20T10:30:00.000-07:00

I read The Everything Buddhism Book. I'm not completely done with it yet but I'll tell you about it anyways.

While reading his book I realized that there is no fixed I. We all change all the time so we cant say "I". "I" is an attachment if you let go of the attachment it is realizing enlightenment.

Another thing I learned was That when we desire we suffer. To stop suffering you must stop desiring. Even when we are happy we are suffering. For example you are very excited and happy because its your birthday and you cant wait to celebrate. You are going to have a pool party. But suddenly it starts raining. You are sad so you are now suffering.

I am enjoying this book. It is teaching me about a religion that I would like to follow.

My April 20 birthday

2008-04-20T00:05:00.000-07:00

I was born exactaly right now at 12:05 in the morning im glad that I made it past midnight because the 20 is better than the 19. Hitler was also born on april 20.

Here are some more people born on the 20.

April 20

Birthdays

121 Marcus Aurelius (16th Roman emperor)
1808 Louis-Napoleon (Napoleon III)
1889 Adolph Hitler (dictator)
1893 Joan Miro (surrealist painter)
1893 Harold Lloyd (daredevil comedian)
1908 Lionel Hampton (composer, bandleader, educator, vibraphonist)
1924 Nina Foch (actress)
1938 Betty Cuthbert (athlete)
1941 Ryan O'Neal (actor)
1949 Jessica Lange (actress)
1959 Clint Howard (actor)
1961 Don Mattingly (baseballer)
1972 Carmen Electra (actress)
1976 Joey Lawrence (actor)
1994 Thomas J Greve (actor)
1996 Kayla Foyt (Ausome B-day girl)

SmarterChild (12:09:56 PM): Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you... Happy birthday dear Kayla...

Happy birthday to you!

I'll remember that your birthday is today, by the way!

The Story Wars

2008-04-19T16:46:00.000-07:00

We went to a restaurant. While at the restaurant Alex Mom and I played a game. first someone writes down a sentence, then some one else reads it and writes a sentence that continues the thought. Then that person covers what the person before them wrote and passes it to someone else. The chain continues until the page is full. Here is what we wrote. (note some of the spelling is illegible so i will write the correct spelling next to it in parentheses.

kayla dise. (Kayla dies.)

Alex learns how to spell.

While the water goblet glistens on the citrus covered bistro table and a mysterious stranger approaches his sister

the mistere's pursin etse kayla. (The mysterious person eats Kayla.)

But Kayla doesn't really die she becomes a zombie, that teaches spelling. She attempted to teach Alex.

She tried to teach him everything she knows about spelling, but she never learned much so she taught him to spell everything wrong.

the orme cilde kayla. (The army Killed Kayla.)

It was the army of bad spelling, Alex was he leader. They killed Kayla because she was the only one who could spell.

And when the Story Wars were over Kayla and Alex hugged and thanked each other for being the most kind and loving siblings ever.

I think you can guess who wrote what.

Food

2008-04-19T11:14:00.001-07:00

Alex: This restaurant smells like old people!
Kayla: Do you think they have hamburgers?

My conversation with an AIM bot

2008-04-18T18:05:00.002-07:00

MY DS ROXS (5:03:07 PM): lol
SmarterChild (5:03:08 PM): What's so funny?
MY DS ROXS (5:03:14 PM): your face
SmarterChild (5:03:14 PM): Why does everyone think my face is funny?
MY DS ROXS (5:03:25 PM): because its uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugly
SmarterChild (5:03:25 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

Freinds

2008-04-18T13:56:00.000-07:00

I read what kelsey wrote, and i disagree. I think it would be kind of cool to be a gray blob.

Anyways heres a list of my freinds

emma
kaitlyn
jen
libby
sara l.
sarah r.
kelsey
hannah
nora
peter
zalii
Imani
Maurice
kylie

Wouldnt it be cool to be a gray blob? comment on this post and tell me what YOU think about gray blobs.

My cousins

2008-04-17T18:39:00.001-07:00

These are my cousins (and one aunt) the Blondie's are my aunt Kristy's children, and the brunettes are my aunt Paula's children.
From left to right: Kaley, Daniella, Aunt Paula, Ethan, Jonathan, Isabella.

Baby Jonathan =]

Americas Beautiful View

2008-04-17T18:25:00.001-07:00

Today I visited Olana's gardens. Some might call the view beautiful, but most people didn't. My mom asked Alex and I to sketch a picture. My brother Alex sketched a picture of a Pokemon called trapinch. I drew a metal post. I was inspired to drawl it because I saw many people drive past the so called "beautiful view" with out even stopping to look.

May Bird Book Review

2008-04-16T07:00:00.000-07:00

From this wednesday to the next wednesday it will be Book Review week. I will be posting book reviews and you can feel free to comment on them with your own book reviews!

I read both May Bird and the Ever After, and its sequel May Bird Among the Stars by Jodi Lynn Anderson. I enjoyed the book because it was exciting and you never new what would happen next. They were both about a girl who goes through a portal with her pet cat into a place called the Ever After. The Ever After is where ghost's, gools, goblins, zombie's, and spirits live. Cats and humans are not supposed to live their but some live in secrecy. If your a human and you get caught the boogie will kill you, But the real threat is the Cleevil. May makes new friends who join her on her trip two the Lady of North Farm. With the information and presents the Lady gives her she must save the Ever after from Cleevil and the other dark spirits. She must face her worst fears, and that is worst then death.

Echinoderms Poem

2008-04-12T18:16:00.000-07:00

Sea cucumbers are soft and
sea urchins are spiny
they all have nerves
but arent very brainy

My question

2008-04-11T15:47:00.000-07:00

Ok here’s a question for all of you people who go to middle schools to watch children’s behavior and take notes. I was wondering if that old saying that if a boy is mean to you he likes you is true, in the setting of a 6 grade? Because if it is I have allot of admires!!!! If you know the answer please follow my last post to learn how to comment and comment on this post!!!!!!

How to leave a comment

2008-04-10T16:59:00.000-07:00

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picture

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iconater

picture

2008-03-28T05:35:00.001-07:00

for now on i will put a picture i like on the blog post each day!!!! This one is form iconater

My math project

2008-03-06T11:10:00.000-08:00

About 70% of your body weight is water. Put it as a fraction. You should get 70/10. Now weigh yourself. Change your weight in to a fraction. You should get ?/1 pounds. Its 70/10 of your weight so multiply them. You will probably have to simplify them. Ex: 7/10 x 93/1= 651/10= 65.1

funny 2008 primary elections

2008-02-25T16:24:00.000-08:00

Ahhhhhhhh a monster!!

This is a picture of Clinton and Obama mixed!

obama: Ya lets win this thing!
Clinton: fishy, fishy

Links For Icons, Wallpapers, And More!

2008-02-13T14:27:00.001-08:00

http://www.picgames.com/buddy-icons/buddy-icons.php
http://www.iconator.com/icon.php?IconID=450377
http://www.coolbuddy.com/icons.htm
http://www.imbuddy.net/
http://www.ballericons.com/

The Meanest Girl Book Review

2008-02-12T16:05:00.000-08:00

I read the book the meanest girl by Debora Allie. Its about a tween who is dealing with all kinds of problems.

Problem #1- she has a crush on her L.A. teacher and she writes that in her journal that she handed in to him.
Problem #2- She doesn't like this girl because she thinks that the girl is mean to her
Problem #3- She fond out that her dad never died like she was told but left her.
Problem #4- She gets a anonymous note in her locker telling her that she had a secret admirer and it turns out to be a prank.

By the end of the story she finds out that not everything is the way they seem and to give things second chances.

My worst night-mares

2008-02-09T18:19:00.001-08:00

My 5 worst night-mares are...

1#- rabid dogs
2#- bugs
3#- clowns with fangs and heavy make-up
4#- a endless hall that's black and goes on forever
5#- funeral church bells

Caribbean Fruits

2008-02-07T15:41:00.000-08:00

From top to bottom, Passion Fruit, Sea Grape, Soursop.

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Passion Fruit (Passiflora edulis)- Its native to South America. The fruit is purple when its ripe. The insides are usually eaten raw. The juice can be made in to a drink or to flavor ice-cream. Picture is ripe.

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Sea Grape (Coccoloba uvifera)- Historians think that this was the first fruit Columbus saw when he reached the Caribbean in the fifteenth century. The bunches of grapes don't ripen evenly. They are hard not like normal grapes and very sour (I like them anyways.) They have allot of pectin in them so they are good for jelly and jelly preserves. Some people use them for soup. Picture is not ripe when the fruit is ripe its purple.

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Soursop (Annona muricata)- The tree grows fast, it has shiny leaves, and has yellow-green flowers. As you can see from my picture the fruit is green and has spikes. the inside of the fruit is whitish-pink and can be made into a drink. Picture is ripe.

The Meme Thing

2008-02-06T14:42:00.000-08:00

My mom is getting on my case about not doing the meme thing she tagged me with so I've Gaven up. I'm supposed to write 7 interesting things about me than tag like i think 7 people but i forgot anyways #1....

#1- Ive had three nicknames, my old one from my old school was elfears, my one at my new school is celebirty and yes with the i before r because im not a very good speller, and by a werd kid just kiddin hes not weird at my new school im named woodchuck for biting a girl at the begining of the year (she told me to... the first time.)

#2- I <3 lipgloss, but dosent every girl in my school like it?

#3- I wear a pair of big white glasses everyware when its not sunny i wear it on my hair, Its like my signiture like abe had the tall black hat and ceaser had red boots.

#4- I have like the worlds worst spelling! And get this I hate spell check!!!

#5- I like the song rock star by hannah montana even thoUgh most people my age dosent like her.

#6- I use he computer more than i should but im usuly on IM.

#7- I enjoy shakespearen insults, Thou smell of mountain goat.

its to hard to tag 7 peeps so u just do this on your blog and check out my moms blog for more details go to my moms blog

My Need to Pee

2008-02-06T13:36:00.000-08:00

A true story written, and edited by K. Foyt

I dedicate this story to spell check

I was lying down on the guest room bed. I had just pressed the awesome little button on the side of the lamp nailed above the bed post. Since my grandma was the most frequent user of our magnificent guest room everything was very elegant. The walls were painted yellow and had a creamy white molding. The walls were lined with clocks. Mostly porcelain with flowery paintings next to each Roman numeral.
I was now lying across the bed (and not under the covers) with my legs resting on top of two pillows. I was reading the book Weird Stuff by Richard Tulloch. I highly recommend this book to anyone looking for a good laugh.
All of a sudden this rushing pain rushes through my body. I putt it off as long as possible because I was reading deeper, and deeper into to my book it was drawing me in no sucking me. The soccer coach just called Kelvin a sniveling smear of snail snot.
But the urge grows undeniable. I leap off the bed and twist he brass knob connecting the guest room to the bathroom. Locked! I assume that I forgot to unlock it last time I took a shower (which could have been years ago.)
I race around the hall to the bathrooms other entrance faster than last field day. I slam open the door so hard if probably left a dent in the wall. With the same strength I slammed open the toilet lid. I made it! I sigh and look up at the bathroom ceiling. There’s a brownish stain from leaky water, or was it something else? Suddenly I break into a laughing fit, not because of the stain because of what just happed. If you think about it, it was hilarious. I decide it would be a great story for the creative writing story I owed Sarah my L.A. teacher. I get up and do that same ritual everyone else does when leaving the toilet.
I turn toward the door to unlock it and hopefully prevent this from happening again. Here’s what I see: A hugemunges, muscley, brown alien with 2 antennas poking from his head. He is holding the brass knob and looks like he’s about to crush it. He had muscles growing from his eyeballs, he had muscles growing from his eyeballs muscles! Well to make a long story short he ate me and Sarah was mad because I never turned in my creative writing paper.

superbowl 2008

2008-02-04T05:13:00.000-08:00

I dont exactly follow football every year but the superbowl is still a big thing. My family thinks that watching sports is boring but its not. Its way more interesting if you know how to play the game. Like I love watching baseball because I played softball untill my mom made me quit. I enjoy watching people race in swim team because im on a swim team. I realy have no idea on how too play football, I mean i'm pretty sure all you have to do is get past a line but im not sure. Though I have a lack of knolege in the feild of football (get it feild hahaha) its still realy fun watching the game. The comerciels and halftime is also interesting. We live in New York so Im glad the Giants won 17-14. I only know there scor because i looked it up on the internet and wrote it on my hand for school. Uhoo i got to go to school now please post a comment if you know how to play foootball.

Coral World

2008-01-29T16:54:00.000-08:00

As you may know from my brother's blog or my mom's blog, our family went to our annual vacation spot, St. Thomas, US Virgin Islands!!!!!!! We left this Sunday and we're staying until next Sunday. Today, Tuesday, we went to Coral World a Marine park. There was a tourist rate and a local rate. Since Alex and I aren't local we had our local friend, Roy, get us tickets at local rate. Since our Californian friends Jamie, Auntie (Diana), and Aggie were also locals they got in cheap. We just left Mom behind, haha.

We saw all kinds of sea life including Turtles, Nurse Sharks, Stingrays, Seahorses, plenty of Fish, Barnacles, Sea Cucumber, Starfish, and Sea Urchins. We had a lot of fun, especially 2 year old Jamie who ran around yelling "Look, it's a turtle!" or "Oooooh, I found the fish!"

There were also local iguanas hanging from the trees. We fed them lettuce which we found on the paved ground. The iguanas looked very scary with the spikes running down their backs, their dangerous snapping mouths, and the variety of dingy colors mixing together on their peeling skin.

Later, we were watching the Stingrays while holding leftover lettuce. I counted 8 Stingrays, 2 of them were swimming around while the rest were hidden in the sand on the bottom of the pool. I was attempting to take a picture of them with my digital camera and Alex was videotaping them with his Flip Book. One of the moving stingrays suddenly jumped up out of the water obviously trying to eat our lettuce. It scared Alex and I out of our wits. We almost dropped our electronics in the pool!!!

We had so much fun watching the tropical marine life that we were the last ones to leave the park. That was really fun even though I've been there a lot before!!!

2008-01-15T14:07:00.000-08:00

Though every kid from every team,
Was swimming off their self esteem,
The water was very mellow,
Like a lifeless slice of jello.

But the water began to yellow,
It was no longer mellow
I would like a slice of jello.

I met a young nice fellow,
Producer of the smello,
His name was Gorgie Wello.

But the water was no longer yellow,
It was much, much, much less mellow.

It started turning brown,
Kids were running from the ground.
I advise you do this to,
cause I’m having de ja vu.

My blog family

2007-12-19T16:43:00.000-08:00

We have a blog family well, my dad and grandma dont have them. My moms is for grownups ( boring for my age group. ) My brothers is for 8 year olds but check it out anyways its pretty cool. My blog is for people around 11 year old girls. If you have any requests on topics you want me or my family members than comment on their or my blogs.

Snow Day Rituals

2007-12-13T17:31:00.000-08:00

So you want a snow day? Follow these rituals and your sure to get one!

1. spoon under pillow and matress.
2. pjs inside out and backwards
3. through a icecube behind you and down the toilet
4. throw icecubes at a tree
5. and throw a paper cup out a window
6. Put a dollar and a picture of Mary under your pillow and if it snows put the money in a poor box
7. Snow dances and chants
8. Hang discoballs from your window
9. put 12 orange index cards on the hood of your car.
10. through three icecubes out your window
11. put a orange in your freezer
12. put a cotton ball under your pillow
13. yell "SNOW DAY" into the freezer

If you know anyothers please coment on this post.

pollution

2007-12-05T11:45:00.000-08:00

too much pollution buy bio deasil better for enviroment.

Makeup Lessons

2007-11-23T08:32:00.000-08:00

This is me, after appearing in a benefit theatre production. My makeup is totally smudged. I wear makeup acting in the theatre, and sometimes I like to wear it on weekends. Most days, I also wear lip gloss and sometimes even some clear mascara.

These makeup lessons are for those of you girls who want to wear makeup either onstage or off.

For theatre camp, we had to purchase a makeup kit. We purchased everything we needed at Target and spent about $40 total. Here is what I bought for my makeup kit:

A big, glittery green plastic makeup case with a sliding tray insert. It cost $5-$10 (I can’t remember the exact amount.)

Pick up a makeup brush set or at least one big brush.

Foundation - We started by looking for a cheap foundation and found that Cover Girl makes one that worked well. To match your skin color, you rub a drop of the liquid on the back of your hand. My match as “soft honey.” When applying foundation, dot your face then rub it in with a gentle circular motion using a makeup sponge. (For a lighter look, when not onstage, dampen the makeup sponge with water.) Make sure to cover your eyelids and blend in your chin line so that you don’t get a visible line between face and neck.

Eyeliner - We picked up Maybelline’s Expert Eyes brown eyeliner. I do not recommend using eyeliner unless you are going on stage.

Eye shadow - Any collection of eye shadow will do. For acting, you apply the makeup and choose colors differently. For off stage use, I recommend that you choose neutral colors like a light shade of brown or very light pink. It depends on your eye color. Keep in mind that blue or purple eye shadow will only make you look like a clown. On stage, we apply white shadow all over our eyes and use bright color that matches our character to cover the lower part of the eyelid (in a half-moon shape.)

Mascara – On stage, I use Maybelline’s Great Lash dark brown mascara. Off stage, brunettes should use this brown mascara and girls with black hair should use the black mascara. If you have blond hair, you should use clear mascara. I use a clear mascara from Smackers called “Lash Splash.” Applying mascara can be scary, but you just have to try it. Open your eyes and look at a mirror, don’t allow non-professionals to apply it for you, just do it yourself. There two ways that I know to use the applicator wand. One, you can hold the wand so that it is vertical to your eyelash and you bring it up. Two, you can hold the wand horizontally and pull it out from the center of your eyelash.

Blush – I only use it for onstage. Otherwise, blush makes you look like a clown. On stage, you need a vibrant color to make your face stand out. I used N.Y.C. New York Color to get a Color Wheel Mosaic Powder Pink Cheek Glow. Basically, it has a bunch of squares of different colors and you apply all of the colors at once. Off stage, you don’t need blush.

Powder – This should be the last step in your makeup application, but I saved lip color for last because it’s my favorite. Choose the powder by the same brand as your liquid foundation with the same matching color name. For example, I got the “Soft Honey” powder because I got the “Soft Honey” Liquid Foundation. Using a big brush, apply this lightly over everything including lipstick because it helps to set and maintain color as long as possible. However, don’t put it over lip gloss because that is just gross.

Lip Color – For lipstick, I use the same colors on stage that I use off stage. Find a color that you like by applying a bit on the base of your thumb. I like L’Oreal Endless Really Rose #740 because it’s a pretty color on me. I don’t use lip liner, although I suppose that you could. I just apply the lipstick by following the lines of my lips. Most days, I don’t use lipstick but I always carry lip gloss and apply it frequently. Even when I do use lipstick (on weekends, for example,) I dilute the color by topping it with clear, shiny lip gloss to give it the perfect touch.

Don’t wear make up to impress other people. Just wear it when you need it on stage. Or, wear it when you want to feel pretty. Or, just wear it for fun. But, always remember that’s it’s your insides are pretty, except for the guts.

Club pinguin cheats

2007-11-22T14:19:00.000-08:00

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Club pinguen is a miniclip

Vist the club pinguen

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This is the ufo pin its hiden

in the dance club lounge.

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Sports Catolauge

1. click on the spot that i circled red

and you will get the gold helmet.

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Clothing catologe

1. click on the spot that i circled

red and you can get a red giutair.

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2. click on the spot that i circled in red and

you will get the red vikings hemet.

3. click out of the red vikings helmet

then close it do this 4 times and you

will get the blue vikings helmet.

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3. click on the spot i circled

and you can get swim goggles.

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Astro-Barrier has secret levels! After you finish level ten wait twenty-five seconds. A blue ship will apear, shoot it and you will get secret levels!

At the end of the ie fish game you might notice a big fish. Dont stack the last fish you catch. When you start to see the weird fish in the distance hold your fish. You can catch the big fish with a regular fish. You will recieve 50 extra coins.

Im

2007-11-10T12:34:00.000-08:00

There is one thing that I like to do and that's im. As I'm typing this i have a side bar that shows who's online. My mom said that I'm not aloud to im another person untill I have done a post on my blog. Well now I have posted and so I would like to get back to my freinds. g2g.

Dramatic Look

2007-10-28T16:15:00.001-07:00

Watch Out!

spy dog

2007-10-20T11:20:00.000-07:00

I’m Jack Bonds reporting to duty. No Sir, not James Bond. My name is Jack and I am a German Shepard. German Shepard’s are known to be guard dogs and that is what I am; only I guard a tree house. Yes a tree house. I work nights when the kids are sleeping. I’m always ready to sick’m, but there is never anyone to sick.
It was a hot summer day just the kind of day where you want to go chase a cat, and lucky me I found a cat.
“Get off my property you stupid cat” I demanded.
“Not on my watch” the cat replied.
At that I leaped as high as I could and began chasing him. We ran past two houses and in another. I went in without wiping my paws. The cat disappeared behind some furniture but I was drawn to the TV. It was on but nobody was watching it.
There was a man in a black suit talking in front of two pictures. One was of a man with a black goatee a bald head and pure white skin. The other was of a huge woman with wavy brown hair and a cupid on her arm which stood out against her tan skin. They both had a prison striped outfit and were holding a number.
“Two prisoners of South Breakout Prison escaped from jail last night. If you see them report to the police immediately.” Said the black suit man.
Just hen a shrill woman’s voice yelled “Howard did you leave the TV on again!” I ran right out the door. I trotted down the street. And settled down in for a nice nap under a tree.
When I woke it was already 11pm. I heard snoring from the tree house. I crept up the stairs and through the door to find two people lying side by side both wearing a prison uniform. It was the criminals from TV.
I leaped inside the house and knocked the phone of the charger. With my paws I dialed 911 than hanged up. It took about 5 minutes but they go here. A tall man stepped out of the police car.
“What’s wrong dog” asked the police man.
I tugged his pant leg towards the tree house. He followed me. By the time we opened the door five more police cars got here. They handcuffed he criminals and brought them to the police car.
After wards the criminals were sent back to jail. I was named pet hero of the year that meant I was praised a lot and got biscuits so good that coconut cake never tasted the same. The best part by far was that I was known as the best tree house protection.

eraser question

2007-10-19T14:11:00.000-07:00

On blogger you can paste a picture of a eraser on the post. What is it?

The Newsies: Kings of New York

2007-10-18T16:35:00.001-07:00

I love this song!!!!!!!!!!

How to Know Who Is Gonna Be Popular

2007-10-17T18:41:00.000-07:00

OK, you're in 5th grade. Nobody is really popular yet, but how do you know who will be next year?

If they wear Abercrombie, and other brands like that, it is a dead giveaway that they will at least be part of a clique. But, then again, not really. The best way to tell is to look for the girl who gets in trouble with the teacher, and is popular with the boys.

But the clothing does make a huge difference. You just watch your friends this year.

Good Homework Cover Up

2007-10-16T18:47:00.000-07:00

I was searching through the internet for a cover up on why I didn't do my homework. I found this. Though it didn't work so well because not even my mom believed it [my moms blog], it still is funny. I like funny things. I read Calvin and Hobbes comic books by flashlite and I read Captain Underpants even though I'm in 6th grade. If you know anything funny, even just a good joke, post a comment on this blog. Click this Ezine Articleslink to find this and other great stories.

Teacher My Homework Was Confiscated

by:Patrick Rafferty

I'm going to pass along a story that a friend told me. This actually happened to her as a young teenager. This story has been verified by other family members. Although there are certain details which I can’t tell you because nobody knows, I can give you an overall idea of just how far they’ll go in order to keep the secrets that even a kid can access.

Her mother was, at the time, remarried to a man serving in the U.S. Air Force. They had recently moved to Arizona, and the school that she went to gave her a homework assignment, which was, simply enough, to write a report on any subject. So she decided to do a report on The Validity of Aliens and UFO's.

She went home with her assignment, and began to do her research, first on a computer that she had access to, then at the library. She had been working on it for a couple of days when a man in uniform came to talk to her step-father.

After a short while, her step-father came into her bedroom, took her notes, her floppy disk and a book that she had checked out of the library and gave them all to the visitor. He then told her to find something else to do a report on, and to never speak of it again.

Nobody knows what was actually said between the two, as her step-father had passed away a short time later. And nobody knows who this man actually was, just someone from the base a little higher up in the ranks. The major consensus was that she had apparently accessed something that she shouldn't have, what it was exactly, nobody knows. They don’t tell us things like that.

All I can tell you is that she believes strongly in the existence of UFO’s and Aliens. Oh, and her report was late. She got into trouble for that.

Tobacco saved the day

2007-10-15T17:34:00.001-07:00

America wasn’t always a rich and powerful country. If we go way back to 1609 – 1610 we will be, in a time known as the starving time. That was when the colonists of Jamestown, a British settlement on the east coast of North America, died right and left. After their leader, Captain John Smith, left them they were vulnerable to the Powhatans. The Powhatans, a Native American tribe, unfortunately tried to kill them. Other than dying from Native Americans they also died from illness and starvation. The people of Jamestown would have died out if it wasn’t for tobacco.
In 1610 John Rolfe came to America with tobacco seeds from Trinidad. They were sweeter than the ones that the Native American taught them to plant, while Smith was still there. This saved their economy which saved them.
The tobacco was used for a popular hobby for the British called whiffing. Whiffing is when you take in tobacco by the nose. It was so popular that people imported it, which meant more money. That saved the colonists economy.
People came from Britain to farm tobacco, which made money. They had different jobs like farmers (that took care of food), and doctors (that took care of illness.) So many people came and so many tobacco plants were planted that a rule was passed that for every tobacco seed you plant you must plant a seed of corn.
Tobacco was a panacea as well as a hobby. People bought it as a medicine; though it did not work it made money for the Jamestown economy. A panacea is any cure that is thought to be a cure but has no proof to it like knocking on wood is said to be a cure of bad luck but there is no proof that it is one. Tobacco was said to be “a cure-all for headaches, toothaches, sores, and ailments of the chest and lungs. Some claimed it even could kill fleas!”
The Native Americans no longer attacked the colonists that gave them more power. They stopped so they could buy the tobacco from the colonists. The Native Americans believed that tobacco had “mystical Powers.” They threw tobacco into the water to make the waves calm. They also passed a pipe of tobacco around before a council meeting started.
The money all helped the colonists it made them a richer and powerful country. I mean they may not be as rich and powerful as America today but tobacco changed allot. You’ll have to wait until the Revolutionary war for America to be as powerful and rich as it is today.

Blog Action Day Pollution Story

2007-10-15T15:45:00.000-07:00

Extra Extra read all about man eaten by alien worm (just kidding)

Monday night Polar Bear #2650432891402, commonly known as Cuddly, was murdered. On Wednesday, Joe Pollution was proven guilty of the assassination, but in a weird way. Let's hear a little bit from the trial.

“Julia Broomstick, of Salem, Massachusetts, come forth and prove to me that you are not a witch.” Whoops. Wrong trial. Ahh, here it is.

“Joe Pollution, you say you did not murder Cuddly, so Cuddly’s father, Papa Polar Bear, would like to ask you a few questions.”

“Where were you the day before tomorrow” asked Papa.

“Um, here” replied Joe.

“Are you sure, roar?” asked Papa while counting on his fingers “You're correct. Oh, well. How about Monday night?” asked Papa.

“I was in the Arctic melting off a few ice caps.” said Joe, while coughing up some black dust.

“Ahh haa, guilty. Don’t you know pollution causes polar ice caps to melt. When polar bears are jumping from ice berg to ice berg they fall into the water and die. Pollution is caused by gas from your car, the steam from factories, and even just hairspray bottles. Then they all float up into the ozone layer, become very hot and melt the ice.”

“Oh, I’m sorry. I will stop using those products, stop buying gas and stop buying factory products. I feel bad for killing your daughter, I really do, but what does this have to do with me? I like warmth.”

“As the ice caps melt, the water level rises, and eventually land will be covered in water and you will drown.”

“I’ll stop pollution for the environment!” cheered Joe.

“For the environment!” cheered Papa and the jury. Papa and Joe hugged.

“Wow, a compromise? I have never heard of this before. I guess if you promise to keep it you wouldn’t have to go to jail.” cried the judge.

As you can see, all is well and this gives you reason to be environmentally carefull and pollution free.

Calvin and Hobbes

2007-09-29T20:24:00.000-07:00

click on comic strip to see clearly

Elferkid

2007-09-29T13:10:00.000-07:00

This is not a boring grown up blog. This blog has stories I made up there are a variety of different kinds like scary, funny, hate letters, and just plain stupid. So sit back and relax as you read my awesome stories.
sincerely,
Elferkid